So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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