OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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