Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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