I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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