loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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