love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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