i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think your dad took our porno
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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