some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
third nipple confirmed
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
