if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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