Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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