I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
That accounts for only three of the penises
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
