woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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