Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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