question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Randomize
