Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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