xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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