Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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