yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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