it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We need a shit load of segways right now
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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