He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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