I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I booty called her while she was in labor.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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