She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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