What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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