STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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