Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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