We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
