The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We have started to decorate penises.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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