Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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