I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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