I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I want to fling myself into the sun
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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