Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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