the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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