I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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