you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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