Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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