come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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