Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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