I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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