drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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