He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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