Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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