More tranny stories later!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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