talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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