they need to just BURY HIM!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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