I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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