It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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