No stitches, just platelets and will power
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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