Im at strip club and am horny
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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