How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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