Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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