I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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