Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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