then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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