"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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