Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
you had me at cake vodka
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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