were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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