Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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