Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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