Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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